Pat in His Right Mind

Friday, October 19, 2007

Okay, I'm Just As Bad As Mister P.
Go look at to know what I'm talking about.

MY toilet has had the lid off the tank for the last 6 months because of a broken lever. Everybody in my house has to get their fingertips wet just to flush. I said that I wanted to get a new toilet but have I done it?? NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Just call me Mister Half-Assed Solution.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

We Can All Become Better Drivers
From the Onion News Network:

Tired Of Traffic? A New DOT Report Urges Drivers: 'Honk'

Monday, June 11, 2007

Just Testing

This is kind of techy, but it's something I believe needs to happen to make modern recorded music enjoyable again.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Know the Toe

The other day I was reminiscing about a young woman I used to work with. She often wore tight jeans. I was describing how she used to tug her pantlegs down so she wouldn't get cameltoe.

My wife made the worst face and said, "Cameltoe?! I've never heard that word before, but I can figure out what it means!"

Anyway, if you need to know more about cameltoe, there's a website: .
It's Not a Porn Site!
It's very informative...

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Aw, crap...

I've been not blogging again.
I'm going to post about how the computer project is going soon.
Summary: Linux -- big Pain In The Ass.
Result: The computer is now happily running Windows XP Home.
Suck it, geeks!

Monday, February 05, 2007

Apple Inc. and The Beatles’ Apple Corps Ltd. Enter into New Agreement

CUPERTINO, California and LONDON—Apple® Inc. and The Beatles’ company Apple Corps Ltd. are pleased to announce the parties have entered into a new agreement concerning the use of the name “Apple” and apple logos which replaces their 1991 Agreement. Under this new agreement, Apple Inc. will own all of the trademarks related to “Apple” and will license certain of those trademarks back to Apple Corps for their continued use. In addition, the ongoing trademark lawsuit between the companies will end, with each party bearing its own legal costs, and Apple Inc. will continue using its name and logos on iTunes®. The terms of settlement are confidential.

Commenting on the settlement, Steve Jobs, Apple’s CEO said, “We love the Beatles, and it has been painful being at odds with them over these trademarks. It feels great to resolve this in a positive manner, and in a way that should remove the potential of further disagreements in the future.”

Commenting on the settlement on behalf of the shareholders of Apple Corps, Neil Aspinall, manager of Apple Corps said, “It is great to put this dispute behind us and move on. The years ahead are going to be very exciting times for us. We wish Apple Inc. every success and look forward to many years of peaceful co-operation with them.”

Well, whatever, I still think Steve Jobs is a rat-bastard for stealing the Beatles' company name, aided by his army of lawyers.
And MAC users are a cult.
But Steve is now on the board of directors of the company I work for so I LOVE the guy...........................................:P

Friday, February 02, 2007

These Bands Will Make You GAY!

We are truly blessed to have truly committed (or should be) CHRIStian men like "reformed homasexial" Donnie Davies, who has published THIS LIST of bands you should avoid lest you turn GAY from listening to them.

Or, if you WANT to be gay, you should go buy all their recordings.

Frank Sinatra is on the list. I don't know why that is...

Friday, January 19, 2007

Vote For The Worst

So my wife and I are not watching American Idol, at least for a while.
I could go on a rant about how evil I think this show is, but the good folks at VOTE FOR THE WORST have expressed all my thoughts better than I could. Use the link.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Yay Me!

I "forgot" to tell my wife that American Idol was on last night. Heehee...

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

3-Day Weakened

Love them 3-day weekends. Hate them Tuesdays right after.